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Subject: A Prank

 


<<<Phil walks in>>>

Mall East Lot

     The eastern parking lot of the Pebble Beach Mall is huge, almost a square mile of hot, black asphalt. Yellow lines cross the lots surface in a confusing array of boundary markings, accommodating everything from the newest Volkswagen Bug to the massive 'S' shaped space ships flown by the inhabitants of Gama Three. At all times during the day vehicles zoom through the lot looking for open spaces, disregarding the speed limits and the one stop sign that has been posted.
     The new mall has beenn constructed with a blend of Human and Alien features into a '+' shaped building. It's low to the ground, sleek aerodynamic design that just seems to flow. The alien metal changes colors slowly along the spectrum.
     On the side of the building is the outdoor eating area for the food court and the mall's east wing as well as the entrances to Spears and Robots and KD Nickels.
Contents:
Shumira
Kali
Fellershez Lancer (STRIKER)
Volkswagon Bug (BIGBRO)
Saturn Venus (EGADS)
<<OOC> Sign about the Mall
Obvious exits:
Street <S> KD Nickels <KD> Spears and Robots <SR> Outdoor Food Court <OFC>

Kali is looking you over....<She>

Phil walks in hurriedly, looking maybe a little too hurried to be arrogant.

Kali looks up from her saucer, "Greetings Phil-hime."

Shumira says "Hello, Phil"

You say "Oh, hello Strike Commander. Hello Major." He says while attempting to make actual eye contact. Before he can get too involved, he continues. "Do you know if the mall has a of hardware store somewhere inside?"

<<<look Kali>>>

     With a few minor exceptions, she looks like a normal Human girl. Exceptions like standing almost eight feet tall, being covered in fine gray fur, having a large bushy squirrel tail, whiskers and large expressive red eyes. In spite of those minor differences, she looks remarkably attractive by human standards. Although long and lean she curves nicely and has ample evidence of her mammalian ancestry. Her silver/gray hair is cut short in back and slopes down and forward to two locks, one just forward of each ear, which hang down in front of her shoulders. A pair of small gold studs decorate her tall peaked furry ears.
     She is wearing a midriff baring cropped yellow tank top, a pair of tight khaki cargo shorts, and a pair of well polished black combat boots.
Carrying:
Cargo Shorts
<<<look Shumira>>>

     You see an very attractive girl with feline features. Her body is very human in form, but covered with a fine layer of white fur. Two cat-like ears on top of her head and a long tail complete the look. She is about five and a half feet tall, with a lean build, though still sufficiently curvy in the right places to turn heads. Her eyes are violet colored and her hair is a light blue, cut to just below her shoulders. Her bangs hang just above her eyes and two eartails of hair extend lower than the rest, nearly brushing the top of her breasts. On her right ring finger is a large white ring with a red rose crest on the face.
     She is wearing a black tank top with the winged twelve of the Malefect 12th Striker Regiment over the left breast, tucked into a pair of khaki shorts. The shorts have extra thigh pockets and a folded over hem. A pair of black combat boots is on her feet, laced up with purple laces. The letters KWO are painted on the sides of the boots, facing outwards.
Carrying:
Star-Disc Keys (CAT-GIRL)
Rose ring

Shumira says "What are you looking for?"

Kali says "There is a hardware store somewhere on this end of BMDRH if I recall corectly."

You say "I am looking for some supplies for tonight. The end of BMDRH, you say?"

Kali says "/This/ end, as in east of the center of the city."

Sammi arrives from the out door eating area.

Sammi has arrived.

Sammi bounces in.

Shumira says "Hello Sammi"

Sammi says "Hi, Shumira! I had a really wifty idea last night!"

Shumira says "What idea was that?"

You say "East? Alright... And do you know if they carry the more exotic forms of organic adhesives?"

Kali says "Greetings Sammi, I see you. It is between West and Greyhound I believe."

Sammi says "Would you like to live next door to Kali?"

Kali says "Organic adhesives? Sha already does."

Shumira says "I do live next door to Kali."

Sammi says "In the same house?"

Sammi says "You know, open the door and see Kali's room?"

Shumira says "That will happen, in time. When we are older."

You say "What was that, Strike Commander?"

Sammi says "I bet I could do it now!"

Kali says "What was what? I did not see anything."

You say "Oh... very good, then. Can you repeat that if anybody comes asking about me in the next 48 hours or so?"

Sammi says "Where's Phil?"

Kali says "I do not understand prince, are you fleeing local law enforcement?"

Sammi bounces over to stand on Phil's head.

You say "Not as of yet, Strike... Lady Sammi? Might I enquire as to what you are doing?"

Shumira says "I belive that she is standing on your head, Phil."

Sammi looks down at Phil. It's amazing how little pressure she puts on Phil's head. "Why would people be asking bout you, Prince Phil?"

Kali says "She is standing on your head, did you not notice? And what law breaking activity were you considering on engaging in?"

Sammi says "Can we help?"

You say "No reason... nothing at all. Certainly not breaking any laws. And almost as certainly not involving supplies found in a hardware store. Where did you say one is located, Strike Commander?"

Sammi says "Yay! I love hardware stores!"

Phil blinks and tries to look up at Sammi. He says "Help?" or maybe it's Yelp! but it's hard to tell...

Kali says "If you have such a poor memory for directions, then perhaps I should show you. That way I could watch your purchases so I would know what I did not know."

Kali reaches out and baps Phil on the nose. "Do not look up her dress!"

You say "Ow!" He begins rubbing his nose. "Alright, if that is what it will take to get there, let us go now."

Kali nods and heads out to the street.

Kali has left.

<<<Snip short trip to the hardware store>>>

You push open the door to Zace Hardware, with a small bell ringing above your head.

Zace Hardware Shop
Zace Hardware is a good sized shop with all your hardware needs. There is a small cash register with a large counter next to it at the front of the building, but the rest is taken up by the rows and rows of shelves. One aisle has tools like pliers, saws, hacksaws, jigsaws, and pretty much anything else that you would normally find in a hardware shop. A second aisle consists of cans of paint and all the material necessary to use them. Large bins hold the small items such as thumbtacks, screws, nails, bolts, nuts and washers. Towards the rear of the building is a small selection of sporting goods equipment. A door leads off to the manager's office and a storage room.
Contents:
Kali
Sammi
Application Box
Obvious exits:
Back Room <B> Out <O>

Shumira comes into the hardware store with a small bell dinging above their head.

Shumira has arrived.

You say "Wonderful! That is all you are required for, Strike Commander. You may now be on your way."

Sammi chants, "Hardware Store! Hardware Store! You can find widgets at a Hardware Store!"

Kali picks up a piece of pipe and a cylinder of compressed gas. "Hmmm."

You say "Strike Commander??"

Kali blinks and looks up, her attention returning to Earth. "Yes prince?"

You say "How much do you know about organic adhesives?"

Kali says "Wear gloves while you are using them. What are you planning?"

Kali starts duct taping the gas cylinder to the pipe. "Shumira, do you see any pipe adapters? And a solenoid valve?"

Shumira says "ummm.... wait, over here are some."

Shumira pulls the items off a shelf and hands them to Kali.

Shumira says "What were you planning?"

You say "Nothing, I assure you... And do you know how strong a bond it could form between human skin and, say... porcelain?"

Kali says "With all this talk of organic adhesives, I thought I would try to make a glue gun."

Phil looks back and forth to make sure no adults are close enough to hear.

Kali stops in mid gun construction. Staring at nothing in particular she muses to herself. "Most people are unaware that toilet seats are mostly a laminate over a core of particle board these days."

Phil blinks.

Phil blinks again, and then freezes.

Shumira blinkblinks

Shumira says "What brought that up, love?"

Kali says "Oh nothing, just a random thought vis a vis porcelain."

Shumira says "Ummm, okay..."

Kali hands Shumira the half built glue gun and walks over to the wall display of glues. "If one were worried about gluing oneself to, of say, a laminate, then I would definitely avoid this." She picks a flat piece of cardboard with two tubes mounted on it off of the display.

You say "Ur, uh, really?"

Phil slowly creeps over for a better view of the package.

You say "Do you believe being glued... I mean gluing oneself.. to a laminate would be sufficiently embarassing?"

Kali says "Yes, however, since it is a two part perpetration you do not have to worry until after they come together. For instance, you could lay a bead of the first one down, then lay a bead of the second over the top of it. It would not be an adhesive until you brought a second surface down on top of it. Given its quick setting time that might even be the best method of delivery."

Shumira stands around in the middle of the store, holding a half made glue gun.

Kali pulls Shumira over to her. Looking around she smiles evily. "That all depends upon whom was glued, do you not think so?"

Phil blinks and practically whispers back. "It would?"

Kali watches Phil expectantly. "Yes, it would."

Sammi says "What?"

Kali leans over and whispers to Shumira.

You say "I see." He draws himself up to full height and nearly returns to his normal Princely disposition. "What what, Lady Sammi?"

Sammi says "I dunno."

You say "Exactly."

You say "May I ask what you have planned for this evening, Lady Sammi?"

Kali looks up at Phil. "It would certainly cuase a massive loss of dignity."

Sammi says "I don't have anything planned. Cept not being glued to anything."

Phil smiles, then grins. "Excellent."

Sammi says "I don't like the way you just rubbed your hands together."

Phil looks down at his hands. "I didn't notice I was doing that..." He looks up and begins wringing them instead.

You say "Lady Sammi, do you know of a nearby pharmacy, by any chance?"

Kali says "Um, prince? what is your intended target?"

Phil looks from side to side again and then whispers conspiratorialy "Somebody who tried to exercise authority over /me/ earlier this week."

Shumira says "And who would that be?"

Kali takes a step back, "I will not participate in my own undoing!"

Phil quirks an eyebrow. "Are you objecting, Strike Commander?"

Kali says "I am most certainly objecting to being glued to a toilet seat!"

You say "No-no, not you." He whispers again. "Mr....<shudder>/Mauler/""

Shumira coughs suddenly

Shumira says "you want to prank the vice principal?!"

Kali stands there, blinking occasionally, but only occasionally.

You say "Shhhh! Quiet down, will you?"

Kali licks her lips, "And to what purpose the Pharmacy?"

Shumira whispers to Kali

Sammi says "I dunno."

Sammi says "Mr. Mauler is really tough."

Phil whispers dramatically. "Have you not had enough of his oppression? Are we not free aliens, with rights that authority figures like Mr.Mauler are constantly trying to take from you? Should you not be under your own control??"

Phil looks over at Sammi. "Oh... sorry about the alien bit..."

Sammi says "Mr. Mauler is really tough."

Shumira says "Ummm... he /is/ the vice principal, you know. That's his job."

You say "Laxative, Strike Commander. A very potent one. I do not want to wait too long."

Kali says "No it is not, his job is to administer the school."

Shumira says "And we are students at the school."

Kali says "But we are not in school all day every day."

You say "Ladies, we need to come to a consensus quickly. If we wait much longer, we could miss the window of opportunity. We have until the end of dinner time."

Sammi says "I don' wanna!"

Shumira makes a disgusted face and whispers back to kali.

Kali says "I am in, as they say here."

Shumira says "I suppose I could.... if I absolutely had to."

You say "Lady Sammi, you do not have to be. You can be our lookout."

Kali says "You are not required to go Shumira. If it disturbs you that much I can do this myself."

Shumira says "No.... I wouldn't let you take the risk alone Kali. Or with just Phil. Where you go, I go."

Kali gives Shumira a quick kiss and a hug. "Good girl! Think of this as something 'fun'."

Kali says "Phil, go purchase the adhesive."

Sammi says "I'll watchout, I guess."

Phil grabs the tubes and hurries up to the counter.

Kali says "I think we can get the other... ingredient, at the mall in the nutrition center."

Kali stops and thinks for a minute. "Does anyone know where /he/ lives?

Sammi says "Nope!"

Shumira says "Ummm... I don't."

Phil pays for his purchase and pauses at the door to look back. "I do"

Kali says "Good enough. Let us then go."

You pull on the front door of Zace Hardware and head outside.

300 BMDRH Ave
BMDRH Avenue is home to many businesses. Here large tower skyscrapers mix with some of the really small shops here in Pebble Beach. Among the oddest matches is one of the towers of the Riches Intergalatic Corporation is sitting right next to a local hardware store. The traffic is always busy here and people are constantly walking fast and talking on cellphones.
Obvious exits:
Zace Hardware Shop <Z> East <E> West <W>

Kali comes out of Zace Hardware.

Kali has arrived.

Sammi comes out of Zace Hardware.

Sammi has arrived.

Shumira comes out of Zace Hardware.

Shumira has arrived.

Phil turns to the assembled crowd. "We shall meet at 300N West Street, then. Bring whatever supplies we shall need. I need to acquire one more item..."

Kali says "All right, I have everything I think I could need."

Kali says "Come Shumira, why do we not go 'hang out' on West Street?"

Sammi says "Whee!"

Sammi dashes off.

Sammi heads east.

Sammi has left.

Kali heads west.

Kali has left.

Shumira says "Alright dear."

Kali comes in from the west.

Kali has arrived.

Kali blushes and heads in the correct direction.

Phil runs off.

Kali heads east.

Kali has left.

<<<snip a trip to 300 North West Streeet>>>

Kali spins quickly, "Is it coming up the street?"

Shumira says "Is it not odd that Mr Mauler lives so close to the Richies?"

Phil walks casually in, holding a paper bag and whistling.

Kali relaxes, "He is probably one of them. Just a plant."

Phil meets up with his co-conspirators... er, friends... and drops the casual act. He begins whispering to them.

Shumira says "I thought he was a human, not a plant."

You say "I have everything we will need for this... operation. Strike Commander, I shall yield the tactical analysis to you, if you so desire."

Phil motions toward the 300 house. "That is our target area."

Kali leans forward to catch Phil's words, shooting Shu a comment. "You can not tell just by looks. Take Wolfgang, he is a dip, but he looks... well he looks like a dip. But that is not my point."

Sammi looks around more.

Shumira says "Hmmm... it is to bad that we don't have one of our teleporting friends here..."

Kali nods, examining the house through squinted eyes. "How shall we gain egress? Have Shumira peel off the roof?"

Kali says "Nooo, not egress, egrets! I had it backwards."

Shumira says "That would work... but it lacks a certain sublty... And there is an ACO van a block away."

You say "Perhaps we should begin with a scouting party."

You say "We need to locate our target and ground zero, first."

Kali says "Good enough. Who shall scout? All of us? Teams of two? Or all at once?"

Shumira says "Kali... you do a good job as recon, and a covert strike squad."

Shumira says "How many of us can you shrink?"

Kali says "Unfortunately, just one other."

Sammi says "Not me!"

You say "Hmm..."

Kali says "All right, I shall not shrink you Sammi. Phil? Do you need to be shrunk? Or can you take care of yourself?"

You say "I only need to be undetectable until I'm on the inside. Then I should be able to fend for myself"

Shumira says "Take Phil then. Sammi and I will stand guard outside, to watch for any ACO trouble. If you need help, give a yell and I'll open up the building."

Sammi says "Hey! ACO people!"

Kali says "Well then, if I shrink you and me, and Shumira disguises herself as a bush, we three ought to be undetectable. Shall we impliment and execute?"

You say "That sounds acceptable, Maj-- Lady Sammi!! Shhhhhhh!"

Sammi says "A bush? A shrubbery! A shrubbery!"

Kali says "Shumira, why do you not diguise yourself as something that Sammi can hide behind?"

Sammi bounces over and hides behind a telephone pole!

Shumira becomes a hedge.

Kali reaches out and grabs phil. Concentrating she shrinks him down to GI-Joe size.

Sammi says "So cute!"

Kali picks up Shumira and moves her over to the edge of the yard at 300.

Kali, still full sized picks up phil and heads to the house.

Kali heads into the front yard of 300

Kali has left.

300N West
     A nice little cul-de-sac neighborhood with many large and expensive homes here. Out of the way, the streets are clean and the quality of life is very nice. A few homes appear as if they have been modified by aliens but it seems that everyone gets along quite well. Large street lamps decorate the sides of the road and shed a gentle light on the neighborhood at night. A sidestreet leads down towards the private Richmond Academy High School, rival to Pebble Beach High School.
Contents:
Shumira
Sammi
Obvious exits:
300 <300> 301 <301> 308 <308> South <S>

You head into the front yard of 300

Front Yard of 300N West
The front yard of this house is filled with plush grass and a couple of trees. Your typical everyday middle class home. A couple of windows on the front of the house let you see inside the nice home. A long driveway leading up to a single car garage has a couple of oil stains on it but is otherwise looking very nice.
Contents:
Kali
Obvious exits:
Front Door <FD> Street <S>

Kali pauses to shrink herself.

Shumira comes into the front yard from the street.

Shumira has arrived.

You say "I do not remember the last time /I/ have been picked up, Strike Commander..."

Hedge stands in front of the walkway.

Micro Kali whispers, "Hush. Now, how shall we scout? I can lift you to a window if need be."

You say "We need to get inside. A window will do nicely."

Micro Kali points at a window "That one?"

You say "Yes"

Micro Kali concentrates again. THis time Phil (GI Micro type) is lifted into the air and delivered to the window sill.

Micro Kali does a grow, grab the window sill, shrink on the sill thing.

Micro Kali has arrived.

Micro Kali, considerably more nervous, sneaks in behind Phil.

G.I. Micro Phil whispers "We are clear... follow me."

You head into the Kid's room.

Den of 300N West
     A very large office with bookshelves on all of the walls. A huge bay window overlooks the backyard of the house. In the middle of the room is a oak desk with a ton of school work on it. Scattered about are pictures and diplomas of Mr.Mauler's past including his stint as a Special Forces Ranger in the US Army and the Intergalatic Armed Forces.
Obvious exits:
Out <O>

[Public] tPCf(as)ka Prince G.I. Micro Phil says, "Hmm, why is it that none of our houses have bathrooms in them?"

[Public] Mr.Mauler says, "Yer digital. The waste just goes and becomes Spam."

[Public] Hedge says, "Ah... so that's why my mailbox is clogged every day."

[Public] Hedge gets the digital plunger and heads for eudora

Micro Kali comes into the room from the living room.

Micro Kali has arrived.

You say "bring me back to full size, please."

Micro Kali shrugs and releases her grip (powerwise) on phil.

G.I. Micro Phil opens the bag and sets the tubes of adhesive on the back of the tank. He whispers. "Take care of that, Strike Commander. I have other things to do."

Micro Kali grows to about four feet tall and starts working with the glue.

Phil looks down into the bag and pulls out a pair of gloves. He slips them on and takes the roll of paper. He replaces it with a cut-n-paste note.

Opening the first tube, she lays a bead of clear quick set epoxy resin around the seat. She takes special care to ensure there is a wide even bead all the way around. Occasionally she looks nervously over her shoulder.

Phil makes sure the note is properly set before digging out the bottle of laxatives and popping out one. He holds it between gloved fingers. He whispers out "Ready."

Carefully and neatly Kali recaps the first tube and pockets it. Taking the second tube, she repeats the performance. THis time she is much slower as she is being careful to lay the second bead ocer the first without mixing the two.

Micro Kali caps the second tube and puts it in a different pocket. Looking around she also grabs the glue package, careful not to touch anything, before disappearing into the half inch range.

Micro Kali reads Phil's note.

'Ha-Ha-Ha. AHS!'

Micro Kali reaches over... then runs over... to Phil's foot and shrinks him down too.

Mini Phil dashes out the door, tiny pill in hand.

Living Room of 300N West
This room is a nice example of a middle class home. Nice soft colored carpet lays across the floor and a pair of reclining chairs sit in front of a good size television set. A small couch sits in front of a window that overlooks the street outside. Along one wall is a couple of shelves with books, a stereo system and a couple of other odds and ends that look in place here. Some pictures of the family also rest on the mantel. A small area off of this one leads to the kitchen and dining room area where a large table can fit eight people. All the neccessities for cooking are there.

To unlock the door, type "+doorunlock" and to lock it, type "+doorlock"

Obvious exits:
Backdoor <B> Parents Room <PR> Den <D> Teenagers's Room <TR> Outside <O>

Micro Kali has arrived.

Backyard of 300N West
This area is a large backyard. Nice green grass fills the entire area and a couple of trees are here, reaching high into the sky and providing a place for birds and aliens to rest. A single picnic bench is out here as well as a grill and other typical backyard things. A door leads back into the house.
Contents:
Mr.Mauler
Obvious exits:
House <HO>

Micro Kali comes out of the house.

Micro Kali has arrived.

Mr.Mauler is sitting in a lawn chair with a beer in one hand. Sunglasses are on his face and he seems to be snoaring lightly.

Micro Kali taps Phil on the shoulder.

Mini Phil and Micro Kali are looking out through the screen door

Mini Phil looks at Kali and quirks a tiny eyebrow

Micro Kali holds out her hand and points her chin at the pill.

Mini Phil points at himself and then points up. Then he points at Kali and points out the front door

Micro Kali concentrates and phil is lifted off the floor a little then set back down. She then points at the pill and makes flying motions towards Mr.Mauler with a questioning look on her face.

Mini Phil shakes his head and moves closer to Kali, looking like he's going to try to whisper.

Micro Kali shakes her head and lets Phil's height ease up. Slowly enough for him to indicate if she made an error before he gets big enough to spot.

You whisper "I do not want to see you further mixed up in this. send me back to full size and leave." to Micro Kali.

Micro Kali gives the expanding phil and evil look then turns and leaves.

Micro Kali heads into the house, banging the screen door.

Micro Kali has left.

Phil uses his Temporal Funk power and stops time long enough to open the screen door, make faces at Mr.M, drop the pill in the beer, close the screen door again, and bolt out the front door.

Backyard of 300N West
This area is a large backyard. Nice green grass fills the entire area and a couple of trees are here, reaching high into the sky and providing a place for birds and aliens to rest. A single picnic bench is out here as well as a grill and other typical backyard things. A door leads back into the house.
Obvious exits:
House <HO>

You pull open the door to the house and head inside.

Living Room of 300N West
This room is a nice example of a middle class home. Nice soft colored carpet lays across the floor and a pair of reclining chairs sit in front of a good size television set. A small couch sits in front of a window that overlooks the street outside. Along one wall is a couple of shelves with books, a stereo system and a couple of other odds and ends that look in place here. Some pictures of the family also rest on the mantel. A small area off of this one leads to the kitchen and dining room area where a large table can fit eight people. All the neccessities for cooking are there.

To unlock the door, type "+doorunlock" and to lock it, type "+doorlock"
Obvious exits:
Backdoor <B> Parents Room <PR> Den <D> Teenagers's Room <TR> Outside <O>

You open the front door and head outside.

Front Yard of 300N West
The front yard of this house is filled with plush grass and a couple of trees. Your typical everyday middle class home. A couple of windows on the front of the house let you see inside the nice home. A long driveway leading up to a single car garage has a couple of oil stains on it but is otherwise looking very nice.
Obvious exits:
Front Door <FD> Street <S>

You head out to the street.

300N West
     A nice little cul-de-sac neighborhood with many large and expensive homes here. Out of the way, the streets are clean and the quality of life is very nice. A few homes appear as if they have been modified by aliens but it seems that everyone gets along quite well. Large street lamps decorate the sides of the road and shed a gentle light on the neighborhood at night. A sidestreet leads down towards the private Richmond Academy High School, rival to Pebble Beach High School.
Contents:
Micro Kali
Sammi
Obvious exits:
300 <300> 301 <301> 308 <308> South <S>

Micro Kali grinds her tiny teeth

Phil crawls out of the front yard, looking around for his spotters to give him an all clear signal

Micro Kali grows to her accustomed height.

Kali looks around, trying to remember which bush is Shumira.

Phil stands back up and walks as casually as he can back to the group.

Kali looks around, puzzled. "Prince, have you seen my bush?"

Phil blinks. "Uh... would you like some help finding it?"

Kali looks around some more. "She was around here somewhere. I think she must have fallen asleep and I just forgot which one she is."

Sammi hops from the top of the telephone pole, sailing towards Kali's arms. "Whee!"

Kali looks up, the opens her arms to catch Sammi. "Do you remember which one is Shumira?"

Sammi says "She left!"

Kali says "She left? Without saying good night? Just left?"

Sammi says "She was kinda green. I think she hadda go to the bathroom."

Kali says "Oh, I had no thought of that. This is why I insist on advance planning. At least everyone has a chance to go first."

Kali looks over at the Richmond Academy. "It is a shame she left, this would be the perfect opportunity to steal the Richmond Academy's stadium."

Sammi says "Whee!"

Kali gives Sammi an odd look. "I yhought you did not like pranks?"

Sammi says "Oh, right."

Kali says "I am not telling you what to like Sammi, I am just trying to figure out what sort of operations to invite you on."

Sammi says "I'll help!"

Sammi snuzzles against the fuzzy Kali.

Kali says "You will help steal the stadium? We can not do it right now, Shumira has the stadium shrinker."

Sammi says "Ohhh."

Kali says "Unless you have a very big bag?"

Kali says "No, it does not matter. Shumira would kill me, and rightly so, if I stole it without her."

You say "Where will you put their stadium once you have it?"

Kali says "Well, the original idea was to place it just off shore. It might also make a nice paper weight."

You say "Yes, a nice paperweight for someone's desk...."

Phil grins...

Sammi says "Stealing things is bad."

Sammi says "Hiding things is okay... But making them change is better!"

Kali says "Not yours Phil. Okay, Sammi, call it hiding. Anyway, we lost all our teleporters before we could make a second attempt. And we need a method of access that can get /everyone/ in and back out again. I do not like leaving half the team behind."

You say "Perhaps we should invert the stadium? Hmm, I wonder if Lady Lina would want in on this..."

Sammi says "A person who has been pranked should be able to reverse the prank without permanent damage or massive expense. No breaking things or stuff."

Kali says "Invert? I have desired to abscond with it for almost a year now. I will not settle for a simple inversion."

Sammi says "Those are the best pranks that just confuse people!"

Sammi says "Howbout a four dimensional inversion?"

Kali says "This is not a prank Sammi, it is revenge."

You say "Revenge? What for?"

Phil looks back at Mr.Mauler's house. "Perhaps we should continue this conversation elsewhere..."

Kali nods and heads south.

Kali heads south.

Kali has left.

Sammi heads south.

Sammi has left.

You head south on the road.

Intersection of Moreno and West
The streets are clean here and barren during the daytime as all the children and adults are at school or at work. During the afternoon, children play in the front yards of this nice homes and the humans and aliens enjoy conversations and occasionally the neighbors cat. Some of the homes have really unusual looks to them.
Contents:
Sammi
Kali
ACO Patrol Van #2
Obvious exits:
East <E> West <W> North <N> South <S>

Kali heads south.

Kali has left.

You head south on the road.

200N West
A nice neighborhood with a mixture of homes that would put the occupates around the wealthier class in Pebble Beach. There are very few homes here that look like they have alien influence with large cars and a couple of spacesters sitting out in front of some homes. A nice neighborhood
Contents:
Kali
Obvious exits:
214 <214> North <N> South <S>

Kali says "It is revenge on them for stealing the School Rock. That was the reasoning behind leaving it off shore, because that is where we found the Rock."

You say "Hmm. I believe I have met him. Why would they steal him, though?"

Kali says "NoNoNoNo. Not the dog, the actual Rock! The one in the courtyard."

You say "Ohh.. that rock..."

Kali rolls her eyes. "Yes, that rock. /Our/ rock. They stole it, so I want revenge."

You say "And you have not gotten revenge for an entire year?"

Kali says "About three months actually. My plan to steal the stadium predates the need for vengance by quite a bit. But the Rock theft provided the motivation to actually do it."

You say "Oh. What did he steal?"

Kali says "Phil."

You say "Where?"

Phil looks behind himself

Kali says "How would you like to spend the next week a half an inch tall?"

Phil blinks. "That would disappoint Lady Kitten very much. I believe i will have to turn you down, Strike Commander.

Kali sighs, "Then just drop it."

You say "It is a pity we were not able to see Mr.Mauler's reaction..."

Kali says "Indeed, however I think I would pay money to not see Mr. Mauler on the toilet. Regardless of any reaction that he might be having at the time."

Phil nods.

You paged Kali with 'wrap it up here for the night?'.

Kali pages: Sounds good. I'm tired.

Kali pages: Night. :)

Kali goes home.

Kali has left.

 

 

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